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(See below.) Final Girl: This one is tough. Marijuana is now referred to as "dope." Kill Count: 8 (with one unconfirmed) Top Kills: Machete to the face sending the victim careening down a staircase in his wheelchair. But even though they aren't at the Camp, this is still Jason's lake and he will waste all those who trespass on it. For Part II a bunch of soon-to-be counselors are set up across Crystal Lake at a camp training facility. The whole point of a super killer is that they themselves won't die, but the number of times and over-the-top ways that Jason has been revived over the decades boggles the mind.įive years after the massacre of the inaugural Friday the 13th people can’t seem to leave well enough alone. Among the Four Horsemen of the super killer apocalypse-Leatherface, Michael, Freddy-Jason is by far the most flamboyantly un-killable. In Part VIII he appears as his inner child, and in Part IX his demonic consciousness goes body hopping between unsuspecting victims. Although Jason almost always ends up back home at (and sometimes literally in) Crystal Lake, he also takes trips to Manhattan, to hell, and eventually even to space. The first mysterious killings came in 1958 and that's when the locals started calling it Camp Blood, the place you went to but didn't come back from, the place with the "Death Curse." Tshh tshh tshh ha ha ha!īut what began as a cabin-in-the-woods slash fest evolved over the years into something much more unwieldy.
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But it all started in 1957, really, when Jason drowned in that lake thanks to a lazy lot of camp counselors more concerned with pre-marital sex than looking after their charges. Now it's March and this time around, Friday the 13th is about the same thing it’s been about since 1980: Jason Voorhees and his bloody reign of terror on Crystal Lake. Last month we got a Friday the 13th, but it was unfortunately overshadowed by Valentine's Day.